I counted. I get called a faggot of some variety eight times, BG gets called queer once. Nine homosexual references, derogatory ones at that, in nine posts. I'm fucking impressed.
I'm gonna break down the posts that are relevant to me and then yell about them, then call this deal done. He doesn't have the package to start shit again on XI proper, I know this for a fact.
Firstly! Re: me having posted referencing Cheweh working on an Ukon:
" Yeah Lyall -- nerd rage on fag (1) boy. You're the man!
Hey how is your role playing LS doing? Have you accomplished anything that a n00b cant just by shouting in port jeuno yet?"
He keeps bringing up the fact we're an RP shell, as if this has some sort of nullifying factor on my gear. Like, my axe is a 90 Ukon, but holy shit it's in the hands of someone who writes stories about the game, it's actually a reduced weapon. Really? That's got nothing to do with anything.
As for port shouts: Yeah, we've managed to not wipe or lose popsets and finish weapons in a timely manner. You know, the sort of things shouts are incapable of.
Re: Me pointing out there was a shout AV to try and diminish his "We killed AV, you are an RP shell" nonsense:
Hey Lyall -- you're still a big queer boy. (2)
Thanks -- I was stoked we killed AV!
Afterthought: You shouldn't have changed your name to Ukko. I really liked the uppity-elitist-faggot (3) reputation you carried around with your last name Lyall better. It was much more suited to you. Now you just sound like a n00b who blew his load 'cause he got an empyrean great axe. It sux... how can you be efficiently trolled now when no one knows you are still the same huge faggot? (4)
That's a noob with two zeroes, also. Let's address this:
I don't have a shitty reputation. I don't even have an elitist reputation. I'm maybe a little uppity. Considering the other folks who post on BG and some of the opinions flying around the XI world for "standards" I'm pretty fucking sure I'm laid back. As long as you're not a super Casual wearing AF1 and refusing to upgrade or learn, we can work together.
Also, how do I sound like someone who blew his load over a great axe? That doesn't even make sense, in any way I can think of. Also, I'm fairly certain there's a "ck" in "sucks" to nitpick spelling because hey, text forum. Finally, I've never not been up front about my name changing. Everyone who talked to me before the merge knew it was changing, everyone I talked to post-merge was informed of my name change and I've posted screenshots since then so it isn't a fucking mystery. Tack on the fact I'm in a shell of the same name as before using the same god damned avatar as before and you'd think I'd've done a much better job of protecting my alleged newfound secret identity.
Omitted: Him informing me that I, in fact, am the champ.
Re: Someone else making fun of him for thinking AV is an accomplishment:
You're right an easily duo'd NM repeatedly killed for an empyrean is way more impressive.
That or your ebody.
Now, this is important to understand. The guy with the 85 Almace is telling me, someone with a 90 co-tanking alongside a 90, that AV is more important than a functional upgrade to the most powerful (arguably) weapon in the game. The person who called him on it was Jornna, a BG poster who's been on the site for a long time. His user title, which is defined by your post-count, is E.body.
This means that Diggs was trying to mock a poster for their title, trying to make it sound like Jornna was trying to brag about an E.body. Forums, how the fuck do they work? Apparently I'm bragging about New Merits.
He double posts here, coming at me when I replied to Jornna saying AV is only an accomplishment when you have less than three people die:
Noticed you don't have that title... Hmmm.. you should go take 'er down!
N.Sash Where?
I'm sure your Role Playing LS can handle it -- just tell them not to full time their wedding bands.
In order: I don't have a title to a worthless NM for two reasons: One, aforementioned worthless NM. Second, and this is a fucking secret, guys: Server transfer doesn't carry over titles on the AH forums! I know, holy shit right? Tack onto the fact he was trying to tear me down for my AH stats (not having a craft to 60+, being only 9/15 to Maat's, OUTRANKING HIM IN ASSAULT) and we have someone with a tiny little wimpy penis.
Next: N.Sash is buried at sea because Warrior totally fucking needs 27% haste.
Finally: lololololololfulltime. One person had on a wedding ring, it was the same person wearing a tuxedo and obviously leeching. Spoilers: It's also a 90Ghorn/Daudabla bard, the first fucking reported 90 horn known to, well, anywhere. TOTALLY FULLTIMING A WEDDING RING. ALL THE TIME.
Re: Someone with a female avatar telling him he sounds like an idiot
"And you look -- how should i put this -- "big boned"."
Yes. He just came at someone's avatar. Next:
"Gettin trolled by a fat chick and some guy who likes Star Trek. What will I ever do now? My rep is trashed!"
Continuing to be a cock on the forum. It's been like, four posts and not a single homosexual remark. Give it time, we've got five more to get to and he's running out of posts.
Omitted: Reply wherein he tells someone he's not their bro, bro.
I thank him for coming here to straighten out BG. Let's roll into the finale.
"Naw Lyall I came to this queer(5)) site just for you-- because I gotta bunch of tells from your fans egging me on. You know -- all those peeps around Ragnarok that think you are a huge faggot(6)? Well add me to the list!
Cheers! I'm glad I could be a part of your nerdfest."
Now BG is a gay website. How dare they be the quintessential source for news and discovery and research. What a bunch of fags, probably never seen a vagina in their lives.
Had to reread the post to actually understand him because I'm not on his intellectual level, but apparently the official Lyall Is Ukko And Also a Faggot Fan Club egged him on to come to BG. I'm guessing someone got onto their vent using the info I totally didn't edit out or something. You know, all those nameless faceless people who hate me who never showed up to back him up.
The only incident I know about in tells is when he tried to brag to Alberic about how awesome his AV kill was, and to pass along that I'm a homo, and that he's so cool and great. This is while Alberic was chatting with the GM about harassment.
Moreover, apparently I'm such a huge known elitist retard cocksucker that all of Ragnarok talks about me behind my back and thinks (knows?) that I'm a colossal faggot. We're leaning into paradox territory here, though, since apparently no one knows that Ukko = Lyall because he had to point it out for people.
My enemies are wizards. Psychic wizards.
Last post:
"All this over -- people love reading about how big of a queer(7) you are. Get sonned fag (8)boy! When's your in game wedding so I can come crash it.
Afterthought: Where is the thread to talk about who the biggest elitist fag(9) is on your server. I feel like this post is in the wrong forum all of a sudden. I know this is the best place to find them on here. But where to discuss.... hmmm I just lost all interest oh well. Is it just me or is posting on these forums underwhelming. "
I... wow. Okay. Let's roll with it. People on BG come to BG to read about how much of a queer I am. Awesome. Next: NO ONE I ASKED KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK "GET SONNED" MEANS. Google did, though. Apparently it's a term similar to "owning" someone. Amusingly, he isn't telling me that HE did it, he's telling me that I should have it done to me.
I almost wish he would/could crash a proverbial in-game wedding. That's a pretty obvious case of harassment happening IN FRONT OF A GM. Wonder who I should make the invitation out to.
Finally: I almost directed him to Cross-Server warnings, but alas, this is where he has become a Gigantic Faggot himself. I guess I'm honored he thinks I'm the hugest elitist? He didn't realize he was posting on BG, I guess.
I missed a bit of it he ninja-edited out along the way, something that stood out was when he said that we're the sort of people who only date our "BF/GF" in game and never meet in real life. I don't think he understands exactly who he's talking to, or how I got here, or what we do every year, sometimes twice.
Strikes me a Codblops player, really. It's a shame, it's actually made me enjoy my time in WoW more knowing that I won't need to watch my back for assholes with a vendetta gunning for me and mine. I almost wonder if engaging was a mistake.
Still. Sometimes people gots to get sonned in public.
I still think that every time he says fag or a variation of fag he has to take a shot of 151. Would solve this issue really quick lol
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